Not Me! Monday (and a good one, I promise)

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

Ah, this past week... lets see...

I definitely do not wake up every Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 8:30 am, only to call my husband (who by this point, is laying on the couch so his alarm going off every 10 minutes since 6 am doesn't wake me up...) so that I don't have to get up in the cold apartment and walk the 20ish feet to go make sure he's awake.... nope, not me!

I also did not get an intense craving for Taco Bell on Wednesday night around 11, and when Carl and I went to try and appease said craving, we definitely didn't see a view of our hometown completely without power. Nor did we continue to drive around, looking at the darkness that was, and the 2 firetrucks blocking traffic going to a gas station...and wonder why they were doing such a thing. Nope, not me!

Also, (cover the little ones eyes here), while my husband and I were having marital relations this week, I did not think he was merely sweating on me, per usual, to only close my eye and ignore it... then when we were, *ahem*, finished, and he went to turn on the light... he did not stare at me in horror and exclaim "What's wrong??? Are you okay?" to which I replied... "I'm fine...WOAH! Are you okay??"... we most certainly were not covered in blood because my poor, sinus infection riddled husband had not had a bloody nose all over me and the bed.... nope, not me!!!

I did not have to wash our sheets 2 times because my laundress skills are such that I just tried to bleach the sheets... thankfully a combo of shout and oxyclean brought those sheets good and clean! But, I wouldn't have poor laundry skills, Not me!

I did not buy a onesie at Wal-mart yesterday, simply because it was $3 and SO CUTE... and well, I wouldn't do such a thing... not me!

I did notpoutcomplain so much on the drive back to campus yesterday, that my dear husband agreed to do the dishes of the food that had been the refrigerator for more than a week... not me!

Dad and I did not make it to church yesterday morning fifteen minutes before it was over, nope! not us!

We also did not drive around town for a good 20 minutes, surveying storm damage because neither of us get out of the house very often, nope! not me!

And finally, I did not spend the entire week looking forward to Not Me! Monday so that I could share that little nosebleed incident... and after it happened, and I said "You know, I SO have to blog about this.." my husband did not recommend that I save it FOR Not Me! Monday, nope! NOT US!

Now go join the blog carnival! It's fun, I PROMISE!